Thursday, February 26, 2009

Different Interpretations..

Do you have that friend who is always late, for everything?..(yes,that includes me..haha..) they always say, 'on the way', 'another 10 minutes', and other infuriating stuff that makes you pull your hair out waiting for them. You always hope to God that someday they will change, and you WANT to believe them but you know you CANT..

Actually, it's not the matter of believing them or not, it's the matter of understanding..this is a translation of what they say, & what they actually mean :

When they say : yeah, yeah, another 10 minutes!
What they actually mean : Give me another ten minutes to get up.

When they say : im on the way!
What they actually mean : on the way, to the bathroom.

When they say : Jap2, aku dah siap..
What they actually mean : I just finished preparing my bubble bath.

When they say : dh nk sampai nie..
What they actually mean : I'm almost at my car.

When they say : sorry bai, I was eating just now (after not picking up ur constant calls for about an hour or so).
What they actually mean : I was sleeping in my pool of saliva.

When they say : 10 o'clock (or whatever time) kitorg jumpe.
What they actually mean : I'll be seeing you in my dreams if you dont wake me up by then.

There you go, a gist of the most common sayings you usually hear, and are tired of hearing. Hopefully, it'll help you to better understand these kind of people, and reduce your stress levels..Any other terms you cant get your head around?..let me know, i'll translate for you..lol..=P

1 comments:

zulaikha zubir said...

hahah serious dowh..korang kene get rid of penyakit korang yang ske bagi alasan yang tak sepadan ni. menyakitkan hati sungguh!