You are _________!!

While i was yelling at & insulting a person yesterday (yes,I do this a lot), for being a complete and utter (insert choice swear word(s) here), I may have stumbled upon the greatest put-down in history. Now, I'm not sure how it came to me, or if I am actually the first person to discover this form of a put-down, but it goes something like this:

Just shaddup! You are so damn useless!
To call u a f***ing a**hole, would be an insult to the words f**k & a**hole!
Your so full of s**t your bloody name should be a swear word!
Like when shouting f**k isn't insulting enough,
People shout your name, (insert choice of name here) !! -repeat as many times as necessary..
So just (insert choice of name again) off!! -point middle finger upwards for added effect..

And that was that..no trade of insults, no counter put-down..the person just kept quiet & walked away..well, it was his fault anyway..later that night, me & my friends had a laugh about it, & we still cant find a suitable response to what I jsut said..

& that is why it is currently the greatest put-down in history..hahaha..
got a response to that? let me know..=)
I'm out~..